Friends
The modern world of social interaction has some new considerations. I offer these categories for your edification.
Stranger: Someone who has flown to Guatemala and is currently walking to the United States bent on sleeping with your wife. You are conflicted about this.
Acquaintance: Someone whose face might have reminded you of someone you never knew well, but whose name has definitely escaped you.
Face Book Friend: Someone who has discovered the handy Mute feature, because, Damn Bro, Are You Ok?
Good Friend: Someone who will willingly talk on the phone with you. The advice thus obtained does not apply to your life even remotely.
Close Friend: Someone who permits you to enter their house, but not this weekend as they have to take their pets to Pilates.
Partner: Someone who doesn't automatically leave the room when you enter it.
In conclusion I wish to thank my Esteemed Spouse, the good folks at Face Book, and all of you for preserving my illusions.
Stranger: Someone who has flown to Guatemala and is currently walking to the United States bent on sleeping with your wife. You are conflicted about this.
Acquaintance: Someone whose face might have reminded you of someone you never knew well, but whose name has definitely escaped you.
Face Book Friend: Someone who has discovered the handy Mute feature, because, Damn Bro, Are You Ok?
Good Friend: Someone who will willingly talk on the phone with you. The advice thus obtained does not apply to your life even remotely.
Close Friend: Someone who permits you to enter their house, but not this weekend as they have to take their pets to Pilates.
Partner: Someone who doesn't automatically leave the room when you enter it.
In conclusion I wish to thank my Esteemed Spouse, the good folks at Face Book, and all of you for preserving my illusions.
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